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Magnets

Yes, we have the world famous El Cheapo Liquor Stores Refrigerator Magnets in stock and ready for immediate shipping.

Amaze your friends and baffle your priest, minister, rabbi, or guru.

They are available individually or in the Deluxe Gift Set.

This is the Deluxe Gift Set of El Cheapo Liquor Store Refrigerator Magnets (Refrigerators sold separately.)
Leave them behind as reminders for your friends, your family, your clergyman, your parole officer..
Or buy them individually (see below).

The Classic! Actual El Cheapo Liquor Stores Telephone Numbers		Why Pay for Financial Advice? Aren't you thirsty?		When therapy and medication just aren't doing the job, you can always turn to El Cheapo.
Tired of all that well-intentioned "advice"? Show 'em how you really feel.		Who says you're going nowhere? Toast to a warm future with all your friends.		She'll never notice the difference. If she does, just tell her you invested the El Cheapo savings.
Make up for lost time. Celebrate your progress with pride.	*	Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag... If they won't stop, why should you?	*	Make the party last. Chips and batteries sold separately.	*

*From the "Impaired Judgement Collection."

And, as always, you're protected by the world famous El Cheapo Warranty.

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